It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
While ordering my cheat meal of the week, the employee asked in a very judgmental tone “the 8…or TWELVE count chicken nuggets…?” “12” “ooh, alright then”
EXCUUUUUSE ME? I can enjoy 12 nuggets if I want to THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND I’D LIKE A LARGE FRY TOO. BITCH.
It’s so unfair that men can walk around topless I’m so fucking hot lemme walk around with my titties out ffs