humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via themanicpixiedreamgrrrl)

While ordering my cheat meal of the week, the employee asked in a very judgmental tone “the 8…or TWELVE count chicken nuggets…?” “12” “ooh, alright then”

EXCUUUUUSE ME? I can enjoy 12 nuggets if I want to THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND I’D LIKE A LARGE FRY TOO. BITCH.