Fall asleep with pants on and wake up with pants half way across the room.
pantsoff-4inthe-afternoon asked: If I met you in real life, that'd be pretty rad. I'd say hi, ask you to be my friend, lawlz.
"If I met you in real life" ... finish it in my...
On skype with Peter and I heard something that strongly resembles the sound of a fart, so I ask “…did you fart?” “what? no” “YOU DID!” he will deny it.
I’ve only gotten out of bed once today and that was for about ten minutes. It feels so good to be lazy.
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.– Hunter S. Thompson
Ugh I don’t look forward to going to the doctors today. Can someone trade places with me please? (I hate the doctors and the dentist aka people who I don’t know and who are all up in my business)
If I get any happier I may explode.