May 2012
April 2012
Watch…Me
Yellow (Acoustic) | Coldplay
Someone at victorias secret yesterday was complaining to the workers while I was checking out
“I’ve been here for twenty minutes and not one person has come over to ask me if I needed help! When someone thin comes in here, you all jump to help them. Are you not helping me because I’m overweight? IS THAT IT?”
I was trying so hard not to snicker.
Anonymous asked: Are your freckles real?
“You say you love the rain, but you open your umbrella. You say you love the sun,...”
– William Shakespeare
Gonna go kill myself because I ate all the ice cream in the freezer and I’m so hungry and there’s nothing to eat. Everything looks good. I just want some fried pickles. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK. GOD.
0fcabbagesandkings asked: You've probably been asked this a million and a half times, but what do you use to get your hair THAT red? Like loreal or something?
