July 2012
June 2012
I’m really bad at responding to texts/answering phone calls. Then when I see the person, they ask “why didn’t you answer my phone call?” “…I never got it…”
I don’t like talking on the phone and I don’t really like texting.
volonta:
katie holmes and tom cruise are getting a divorce
adele is knocked up
what a stressful day
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“If you love somebody, tell him tomorrow.”
– Lovers on the Bridge (2001)
“Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, and don’t put up with people that...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Eating a healthy diet is so hard when I open the fridge and see a fresh two liter of dr pepper, a jar of pickles, and everything else that isn’t good for you.
I just want cheesecake. That’s all I want.
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to CUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
I love kids and all, but lord have mercy I don’t think I’ll have any. I get way too nervous over EVERYTHING. I have the nerves of an old lady. I’m watching twin eight year olds and they are the LOUDEST things on earth. Every five minutes I have to say “SHHH”. Doesn’t work. Finally after a couple of hours I couldn’t take it anymore “FUCKING LISTEN...
Missing someone sucks.
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And then I remember I'm no ones sweetheart
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Honey pie Sugar plum Dear Baby Sweet pea Pumpkin
